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This is a rap explanation of what surrogacy is.

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I wanna start a family of my own.
The type conservatives would not condone, but I'm not trying to go
Political. My desire is typical.
People bat a minimal eye when the physical type
Is a man / woman gender divide.
The woman opens up, the man gets it inside.
But there's nowhere on me for the eggs to go hide.
I feel I'm running out of time, so it's better to find
A clinic who's giving a woman in her twenties some meds.
She's young and motivated, got plenty of eggs,
Which gives many a chance to transfer an embryo.
It's not an easy task, but I'm sure you already know.
The transfer goes to a gestational surrogate.
Yes, there are two separate woman for these purposes,
In addition to clinics, the agencies and lawyers. Gotta pay them all,
So, keep your paper tall, and I pray to the gods
I finally get a child to raise it because

It's time. Let's grow our family.
We are a couple who wants to expand to three or four.
It's time. Those are the plans for me.
To raise children of our own using surrogacy.
Ahh ooh, surrogacy.
Ahh ooh.

When straights wanna conceive, it's not a big deal.
You simply start copping a feel and then popping a squeal.
With gays, it's a logistical masterpiece.
Let’s take a trip to the statistical factory.
It requires lots of energy. I need another battery.
Hope my clinic’s as good as Parks and Rec’s Dr. Saperstein.
I want my kid to be a rapper fiend, calling blasphemy
And scattering all of the actors from the battle scene.
Ayo the embryo's growth shows you what magic is.
Gains a hundred cells and in five days is a blastocyst.
We take the two strongest: one of mine and one of his,
That’ll give the surrogate zero, one or a couple kids.
One or two is what we aim to see.
Until we have a baby in our arms, it all seems make-believe.
It's been the longest previews, coming attractions,
Like running a pageant, I'm watching contractions
Around a married woman's stomach attachment,
Always asking what's gonna happen.

It's time. Let's grow our family.
We are a couple who wants to expand to three or four.
It's time. Those are the plans for me.
To raise children of our own using surrogacy.
Ahh ooh, surrogacy.
Ahh ooh.

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from Something This Way Comes​.​.​., released December 12, 2016

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